Faking News: Indian National Flag to fly over White House.
In an unexpected move in what is obviously the first time in the history of the world, Indian National Flag is to be hoisted over the white house as an obeisance to the Mahanayak's second year as the supremo, the prime minister of India. Also as an extra precaution it has been made mandatory across households in all of the 48 states of the US and also the District of Columbia to listen to Indian Patriotic songs for at least 69 minutes, increasing the traffic of websites of music streaming sites, confirmed by the MD of gaana.com . Such is the extent of Indian Independence day that the government here in the US has announced that from now on, all of its history books be rewritten and instead of teaching India being ever ruled by the Great Britain, it be taught instead that it was 'Bharat Raj' in Britain for over 200 years. This move is in accordance to the recent speech of Mr., oops, Dr. Shashi Tharoor's spirited call at the Oxford University which went viral all o...