Faking News: Indian National Flag to fly over White House.

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In an unexpected move in what is obviously the first time in the history of the world, Indian National Flag is to be hoisted over the white house as an obeisance to the Mahanayak's second year as the supremo, the prime minister of India. Also as an extra precaution it has been made mandatory across households in all of the 48 states of the US and also the District of Columbia to listen to Indian Patriotic songs for at least 69 minutes, increasing the traffic of websites of music streaming sites, confirmed by the MD of gaana.com. 
Such is the extent of Indian Independence day that the government here in the US has announced that from now on, all of its history books be rewritten and instead of teaching India being ever ruled by the Great Britain, it be taught instead  that it was 'Bharat Raj' in Britain for over 200 years. This move is in accordance to the recent speech of Mr., oops, Dr. Shashi Tharoor's spirited call at the Oxford University which went viral all over social media, a feat even the producers of Baby Doll are jealous of. 
This is also touted to be only a stepping stone of the future superpower that India is going to become. Meanwhile Radhe Mata, who has been heard to have said, "Why should babas have all the fun?", is to go on a full hunger strike starting tonight as the clock strike twelve to demand for all housewives in the American subcontinent to smear their foreheads with sindoor not unlike their counterparts in India or, shall we call it 'the United States of India'.
For more updates, keep following this space.
Vande Mataram!

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